Official Health Report for SANTA CLAUS
One St. Nicholas Icy Drive
North Pole, Arctic
Date of Birth (DOB): Immortal
Medical Record #: 12-24-0000
This letter reflects the official summary of SANTA CLAUS’ (aka St. Nick) recent health visit to determine medical fitness to serve as himself on Christmas Eve in a global capacity. As the Director of Medicine and a Board-Certified physician at the American Council on Science and Health (ACSH), I can...