'Health Ranger' Chronicles: Refuting Mike Adams' COVID Vaccine Scare Stories

By Cameron English — Jul 15, 2021
Mike Adams' perennially ridiculous anti-vaccine website Natural News continues to publish bad takes on the COVID vaccines. Welcome to part three of the 'Health Ranger' Chronicles.
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Natural News founder Mike “The Health Ranger” Adams is 0-for-2 in his predictions about the COVID-19 vaccine apocalypse. He first warned of a five-phase plan to mandate the vaccines in May. Nearly two months later, the vaccines aren't required in the US, excluding some universities and hospitals. Adams then proposed that the vaccines were either mind-control tools or lethal “spike protein bioweapons.” I'm not writing these words under the psychic influence of the Biden Administration, nor am I dead, despite being immunized. 

We therefore move into part three of a new series I've dubbed the “The Health Ranger Chronicles," in which I'll compare Adams' assertions about the COVID vaccines to reality.

This is a necessary (and entertaining) effort for two reasons. Infectious diseases are frightening enough as it is; people don't need to fear invented health scares. Perhaps more importantly, and this is where I somewhat sympathize with Adams, we need to hold public officials, whether politicians or scientists, accountable when they make mistakes, especially because their decisions impact our lives. When Adams and his cohorts fabricate scare stories, they divert attention away from this important task.

Let's begin with a look at this July 14 Natural News story. 

While more and more proof keeps emerging that ‘Covid’ was a long-planned globalist operation to usher in a ‘new world order’, further enslave the free people of America and allow mass mail-in voting fraud across the country to ‘install’ Joe Biden as US president, this new story over at MedicalXPress reports there is growing pressure in place across the planet to make ‘the jab‘ mandatory, putting pressure on so-called ‘anti-vaxxers’ worldwide.

The author's emerging “proof” was a patent application for a biometric-tracking device that can “determine whether the user is suffering from a viral infection, such as COVID-19.” This was supposed to be a smoking gun because the patent application, while filed in May 2020, references previous applications going back to 2015. This suggested to Natural News that the globalists were prepping for SARS-COV-2 five years before it was detected in China.

Scary, right? No. Patented devices are often based on or designed to work in concert with earlier technologies also protected by intellectual property law. The inventors didn't know COVID-19 was coming, but they developed tools that could be used in the context of our present pandemic. Here's another clue from the application itself (p 25):

The present invention relates to diagnosing an individual's health/wellness, and more particularly, to a system and method … to determine ( or aid in the determination of ) an individual's health / wellness, including whether an individual is suffering from a bacterial and/or viral infection ( e.g. , COVID - 19 , etc. ) or other respiratory conditions or symptoms.

The MedicalXPress story reported that nine countries (or provinces within them) have implemented an assortment of mandatory vaccine policies, most applying only to health care providers. Tajikistan and the Vatican are the only jurisdictions where COVID shots have been mandated for all adults. Vaccine mandates tend to backfire and are unethical, in my opinion, but these arguments offer no excuse to exaggerate what's actually happening around the world. Back to Natural News:

As this new story at the Daily Mail reports, Joe Biden will be calling upon Americans to ‘go door to door’ across the country, urging their fellow Americans to ‘take the jab’, so can you imagine where this is heading as the globalists get desperate to inoculate everybody, but the masses say ‘no’?

The Biden Administration has indeed launched this campaign. Much like the immunization lotteries before it, I suspect this effort will fail because it doesn't address why the public is skeptical of the vaccines—they don't trust their government. Public officials who are convinced of their own moral superiority often struggle to grasp this rather obvious point. That's sad, but it's not evidence of a global conspiracy.

Parenthetically, at least two states have already refused to participate in the federal door-to-door program, and dozens more have moved to outlaw vaccine mandates and passports.

Natural news:

With the globalists long pushing their satanic ‘depopulation agenda’ that seeks to cull the world’s population, whittling it down to 500 million people in due time … Americans continue to serve their families and loved ones best by arming up and ‘preparing for bear‘ in the days ahead with what looks ... like tyranny encroaching as warned by Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene who claims these ‘Biden jabbers‘ remind many of ‘medical brown shirts' ...

The global population is declining. Last July, the BBC warned based on a new study that “Falling fertility rates mean nearly every country could have shrinking populations by the end of the century.” But we're all willing participants, as the news outlet noted:

It has nothing to do with sperm counts or the usual things that come to mind when discussing fertility. Instead it is being driven by more women in education and work, as well as greater access to contraception, leading to women choosing to have fewer children.

This is a concerning trend because we need young, healthy people to keep society functioning (retirees don't stock your grocery store shelves); however, it's not the result of a secret plot to depopulate the world. Immunizations that prevent infection and death, if anything, hinder the globalists' scheme. These monocle-wearing villains are really going about this the wrong way.

In conclusion, Adams is now 0-for-3. The vaccine apocalypse is once again suspended until further notice.

 

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