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If you need proof that men are like little boys, you need only consider the work in Scandinavia, where they found painting a small fly on the inside of the urinal dramatically improves men’s aim and reduces urine around urinals.

Hey, middle-aged men. You know who you are. Is your prostate the size of a baked yam? Do you dribble like the Harlem Globetrotters? Have you gotten a rent bill for spending so long at a urinal?

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