Why do penile fractures occur more often around holiday time? Beats me. Get ready to sing.
Here is a new (and typically idiotic) edition of The J-Man Chronicles. Enjoy
Don't blame me. Two people (one of them is on our staff - heh heh) sent this to me. Independently. It's probably just a coincidence.
But it's true. A new study entitled "Penile Fractures: The Price of a Merry Christmas," which was published in the must-read British Journal of Urology International, concluded:
The incidence of penile fractures displays a seasonality. Last Christmas penile fractures occurred more often.
Pyrgidis, et. al., BJUI (2023) https://doi.org/10.1111/bju.16216
What to do?
Rather than analyze the study – how it was done, why it was done, etc. it was absolutely screaming to be turned into a Christmas carol. Enjoy.
Guard your wiener in the winter.
Fa la la la la – la la la la
If you don’t, you’ll need a splint, sir
Fa la la la la – la la la la
Treat it gently when you shake it
Fa la la - fa la la - la la la
Tis the season when you’ll break it
Faa la la la la – la la la la
If you want a joyous season.
Fa la la la la – la la la la
Treat that thing with care and reason
Fa la la la la – la la la la
If you don’t, then be aware
Fa la la - fa la la - la la la
You'll have empty underwear
Faa la la la la – la la la la
If you’re reckless when you “tango.”
Fa la la la la – la la la la
It will swell up like a mango
Fa la la la la – la la la la
Then, forget the Christmas tree
Fa la la - fa la la - la la la
You’ll be having surgery
Faa la la la la – la -la -la -laaaaa
Happy holidays to you men. Be careful. You don't want surgery over the holidays. Bad time of year to make a boner.
