On the First Day of Christmas, ACSH gave to me... The End of the NRDC
On the Second Day of Christmas, ACSH gave to me... Two Killer Coffees
On the Third Day of Christmas, ACSH gave to me... Three French Fries
On the Fourth Day of Christmas, ACSH gave to me... Four Science Quacks
On the Fifth Day of Christmas, ACSH gave to me... HO-MEE-O-PATH-EE
On the Sixth Day of Christmas, ACSH gave to me... Six anti-vaxxers
On the Seventh Day of Christmas, ACSH gave to me... Seven Useless Diets
On the Eighth Day of Christmas, ACSH gave to me... Eight Chiropractors
On the Ninth Day of Christmas, ACSH gave to me... Nine Toxic Lipsticks
On the Tenth Day of Christmas, ACSH gave to me... Ten Bittmans Bitching
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, ACSH gave to me... Eleven Joints a Jumping
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, ACSH gave to me... Twelve Swimmers Cupping